tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

tfm-intern:

Asking a pledge how he’ll do on your upcoming final. TFM. 

#Transformationtuesday even though I already tweeted about it, our neighbors told us we could decorate their doors with whatever we want as long as it wasn’t stupid, so we obviously drew flowers on it🌸🌷🐝 They made us fix it😂😂 #laxislyfe  (at Room 136!)
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luciforeal:

luciforeal:

"can your science explain why it rains?" “yes! yes it can!”

"are you saying i’m a liar?" “no, i’m saying you’re an optimist. same thing basically.”

first i was annoyed by sokka and now i realise that i am sokka

"i was thinking we could… do an activity together? *stuffs face with food*
i am definitely sokka

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

weliveforbrokenhearts:

dailygags:

beedob1996:

senorpacman:

This is quite possibly the BEST audio post, ever. 

More laughs on this blog!

oh my god. im fucking dying

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